Devious Journal Entry

Put an x in your boxes and create the sentence about you. Begin with "I am..."

Fav. color!
[_] Red = loud
[_] Green = stupid
[_] None = freaky beast
[ ] Orange = gorgeous
[ ] Yellow = innocent
[ ] Purple = a little too happy
[x] Black = emo
[ ] Brown = funny
[ ] Gray = skanky
[ ] Pink = preppy
[ ] Blue = sweaty
[_] White = sexy
[_] Other = hot

What kind of bottom half are you wearing?
[ ] Shorts = cutie
[x] Skirt/skort = skank
[_] Corduroy = faggot homosexual
[_] Skinny jeans = scene kid
[_] Ripped jeans = emo
[_] Cammo = cage fighter
[ ] Jeans = prep
[_] Cargo = clown
[ ] Sweats = athlete
[ ] Boxers = brat
[ ] Booty shorts = female
[ ] Capris = Gangster
[ ] Nothing = hoe
[ ] Dickies = weirdo
[ ] Bikini bottoms = tiki girl
[ ] Other = sex addict

What is your natural hair color?
[ ] Auburn = that every one wants to make out with
[ ] Blonde = with a broken heart
[ ] Black = with a sexy smile
[ ] Dark brown = with a hot boyfriend/girlfriend
[_] Red = that likes to have fun
[x] Brown = who loves to be different
[ ] Dirty blonde= with sexy eyes
[_] Bald = with herpes
[_] Other = with a nice ass

Pick the month you were born on:
[ ] 1 = who ate
[ ] 2 = who needed
[x] 3 = who killed
[ ] 4 = who shot
[ ] 5 = who killed
[ ] 6 = who smoked with
[ ] 7 = who farted on
[ ] 8 = who ran shirtless with
[ ] 9 = who got stabbed horribly by
[ ] 10 = who cuddled with
[ ] 11 = who slept with
[ ] 12 = who ran naked with

Pick the day you were born on:
[ ] 01 = a french fry
[ ] 02 = a dog
[ ] 03 = a videogame charactor
[_] 04 = a toothbrush
[_] 05 = Santa Claus
[_] 06 = The Trojan man
[_] 07 = Barny the dinosaur
[_] 08 = a prostitute
[_] 09 = a porn star
[_] 10 = a bag of weed
[ ] 11 = a lover
[_] 12 = a glass of milk
[ ] 13 = a horse
[ ] 14 = a lesbian
[_] 15 = Michael Jackson
[x] 16 = a pickle
[_] 17 = a jew
[ ] 18 = a condom
[_] 19 = an orange
[ ] 20 = a dildo
[ ] 21 = a homeless guy
[_] 22 = a whore
[_] 23 = my crush
[_] 24 = an easter egg
[_] 25 = a jar of honey
[_] 26 = a homo
[_] 27 = a bowl of cereal
[ ] 28 = the kool-aid man
[_] 29 = a stripper
[_] 30 = Paris Hilton
[ ] 31 = YOUR MOM

Pick the color of the shirt you are wearing
[ ] White = because I love marijuana
[ ] Black = because im sexy as hell
[x] Pink = because the naked cowboy told me to
[ ] Blue = because I have AMAZING boobs
[ ] Red = because I'm a pimp and your jealous
[ ] Polka Dots = because I hate my life
[ ] Purple = because I'm gay
[ ] Gray = because I got dared
[ ] Other = because that's how I roll
[ ] Green = because I'm good in bed
[_] Orange = because I smoke crack
[ ] Turquoise = because I have a noodle in my nose
[ ] Brown = because I had to

I am a emo skank who loves to be different who killed a pickle because the naked cowboy told me to.
Well, ok then.